I asked my fellow tweeters what their favourite lines were that really made them laugh out loud and this is what they said.
1. ‘I don’t know why you can’t just teach us history instead of harping on the past.’ - Wicked (Apollo Victoria Theatre)
One of the West Ends best loved musicals. Spoken by G(ar)linda in history class, there are many brilliant lines in Wicked, but this one is one of my favourites.
2. ‘I believe God has a plan for all of us. And I believe that plan involves me getting my own planet' - The Book of Mormon (Prince of Wales Theatre)
Written by South Park creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, The Book of Mormon is a sinfully silly show, and not for the faint hearted!
3. ‘Walk like a man? As opposed to what, a woman?’ - Jersey Boys (Piccadilly Theatre)
Musical based on Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons. Tommy questions one of their most infamous song titles.
4. ‘He’s never met a Princess but he knows a lot of Queens.’ – Gods and Monsters
Currently at Southwark Playhouse, based on the novel Father of Frankenstein by Christopher Bram. It tells the story of Frankenstein director James Whale forgotten by the studios and recluse, he finds an unlikely friend in a handsome new gardener.
5. Ruth: 'Was she more physically attractive than I am?' Charles: 'That was a very tiresome question, dear, and fully deserves the wrong answer.' – Blithe Spirit
You can always rely on Noël Coward for some of the funniest, witty quips. Angela Lansbury starred in this brilliant production last year which is now on tour in North America.
6. ‘Don’t quibble Sybil’ – Private Lives
Another Noël Coward favourite. The roles most recently played by Toby Stephens and Anna Chancellor in a critically acclaimed production at the Gielgud. It was hard to pick just one from this fabulous comedy about a married couple who fall back in love with their ex’s.
7. ‘It was six hours. I don’t even like to have sex and eat bacon for six hours.’ – Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (Savoy Theatre)
The musical caper about two fraudsters who are determined to outdo each other. Starring Robert Lindsey, this dazzlingly funny show is sadly about to finish next month, get tickets while you can.
8. ‘You look like Ava Gardner on a massive bender.’ – Sunny Afternoon (Harold Pinter Theatre)
The swinging new Kinks musical that tells the story of the bands rise to fame. Their run at the Harold Pinter Theatre keeps getting extended to rave reviews and is quickly becoming a West End favourite.
9. ‘It all turns out well.’ ‘How?’ ‘I don’t know; it’s a mystery.’ – Shakespeare In Love (Noël Coward Theatre)
Currently winning numerous awards, based on the hit film. A young Shakespeare is wowing audiences night after night in this funny and joyous love story, there’s even a bit with a dog!
10. ‘How do you know you’re God?’ ‘Because when I pray, I find that I am talking to myself.’ – The Ruling Class.
James McAvoy starred in this black comedy as a paranoid schizophrenic with a messiah complex. There are many laugh out loud moments and this darkly wonderful production is definitely a must see.
Thank you to everyone who contributed, if you have any other chortle favourites please let me know.
@Rebecca_Usher